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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

No way

Everyone loved it.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is your review of UST Global?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do many men like women's breasts?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried